Upcycled & Unfiltered: "We Say Fuck A Lot In This House" 10" Vintage Scalloped Plate - Funny Housewarming Decor

Fair Warning to Anyone Crossing Your Threshold.

Forget those generic, sugary-sweet wall plaques. This dish lays out the household rules with total transparency! We took a pre-loved vintage plate featuring a dainty scalloped rim, delicate floral vine border, and metallic silver trim, then upcycled it with a bold, zero-filter statement about life in your home.

Why this upcycled piece belongs in your house:

Eco-Friendly Upcycled Art: Rescued from a past life and transformed into an unforgettable conversation starter. You get a sustainable, one-of-a-kind piece of home decor with serious personality.

Cottagecore Meets Profanity: The delicate floral garland and scalloped edge give off sweet, traditional vibes—making the profanity in the middle laugh-out-loud unexpected.

Full 10-Inch Statement Piece: At 10 inches, it makes a hilarious display on an easel stand in the living room, mounted on a gallery wall, or set up right in the entryway so guests know exactly what to expect.

The Ultimate Gift for Honest Homes: Perfect for housewarming parties, host gifts, or that friend whose vocabulary is as colorful as their sense of style.

Specifications:

Size: 10 inches

Style: Upcycled Vintage Ceramic with Scalloped Edge, Wildflower Garland & Silver Trim

Care Instructions: Gently hand wash only to preserve the custom lettering and metallic rim details. Not suitable for microwave use.

Keep it real and keep them laughing. Grab this unique upcycled plate today and give your home the honest decor it deserves!

Due to age of plates, you may see some scratches or marks, but it definitely adds character. The plates are for decoration ONLY. Do not wash (I promise they're clean) or put in the microwave. Not for daily use or food. This plate is about 10 inches.